Glossary

• FUCT - 'Faulty or Useless Computing or Tech' or 'Failed Under Continuous Testing'. Take your pick

• High Impedance Air Gap - This is what occupies the space between the end of a cable its associated socket. They are notoriously difficult to troubleshoot, as they only become apparent after all other potential solutions have been explored.

Often caused by an "If in doubt, take it out!" mentality.